Need To Be Famous.

I need to become a viral internet sensation in the next like 24 hours. ....well ill give it 72 because I have a holiday Monday.
I'm not sure what needs to be done to make this happen, but I'll do whatever it takes! I am even willing to put a picture up of me .....(you thought i was going to say naked. tisk tisk.)....my SHOULDERS exposed!! That's right, bare shoulder. All yours.

Now, you may ask why I need to become famous in the short amount of time. And honestly it's because I am extremely LAZY. I don't want to work, I don't want to get dressed in the mornings..or get up for that matter. I don't want to have to be presentable, and put together, and sophisticated. I want to be ... I don't know that part yet, but I need you to make me famous so I can figure it out..and still afford to eat. And maybe shop at Goodwill every now and then.

Now please get to work at making me awesome. Spread the word!!! I'm like Jesus, only holier (in the aspect that there are alot of gaps in my life, and thought process that shouldn't exist.)

See. Proof.