STOP! (In the name of awesome)

I have wanted a stop sign for about 5 years now, maybe longer, probably since birth. My goal was always just to steal one, but then I found out a few years ago that apparently thats a felony. Which is kind of stupid, maybe I can see if you take a really important one, but then again if people are that stupid, then they probably shouldn't be driving anyways. So then I had to devise a plan to steal a stop sign. Scope out the perfect one, pick the right time of day, the right tools, the right partners in crime (which is really hard to do, I hang out with too many goody goodies). 

The drawing below simulates what it would have looked like had I had to steal one. 

BUT Saturday G and Sally and I were at the flea market (the clean one, not the sketchy gross ones) and low and behold.....DUN DUN DUNNN STOP SIGN!!! I am now the proud owner of a stop sign for $20.00 (Sally's christmas present to me).

Isn't it beautiful? One of my major life dreams is now complete. Just need people to SIGN MY SIGN!