Make a Hot Dog Stand Up

Silly Sally loves Laffy Taffy to the max

Invented 100 years before the presidency of Andrew Jacks

Such a delectable soft and chewy treat

Getting it stuck in your teeth is some feat

Why was the broom so late to the dance?

Because he swept too late and forgot his pants.

Jokes on every wrapper

Not at all the least bit dapper

Willy Wonka is a lucky man

To have Sally as a faithful fan

She dreams of finding the golden ticket

So she can tell real life to stick it

Taffy is an irresistible sweet

But can make you fat down to your feet

Which might be worth it after all

To roll around like a big gumball!

And it's Friday. Thank god. I am ready to enjoy a weekend of Just Dance, real dancing, real sleeping, real friends, and real love.