Nameless Band

Music is a weird thing, it is the most powerful thing when recalling memories..or maybe its smell…but I think its music. And it can trigger things that you didn’t even know you felt, or don’t want to feel, or worked really really hard not to feel, it will dig them up. It is like a tiny logger in your mind hacking at your brain with a hacksaw…ice pic, that’s what they use. Don’t believe me? (http://www.livescience.com/5327-music-memory-connection-brain.html) there’s my proof.

So, if I was in a band that came out with a really catchy song that filled everyone’s memories, it would kind of be like ruling the world. I could subliminally advertise..or control. I have been planning a band for a long time, and have settled on a few names…such as…

1.      Reappearing satin

2.      Monogamy splash

3.      Frosty apathy

4.      Deficient bubble

5.      Royal hissy-fit posse

6.      Girl like blanket

7.      Pop wine

8.      Screaming crayon revival

9.      Downcast peasant planet

10.  Swollen amusement

11.  Dinosaur congregation

12.  The drunken pasta

13.  Plan B Pursuit

14.  Plastic arrogance

15.  Mange

16.  Southwest Jesus Lime

17.  Easy Accountant

18.  Illegal Hologram Rescue

19.  Holy Asleep!

20.  Slutty Fetus

19 names is a lot to choose from. And then there is the task of writing a song..what to write about? Should it rhyme? Should it be slow or fast? Poppy or punky? Or RAP? I was a rapper at one point. Here is a rough draft of a song.

Frosty Apathy

Standing on the corner in your bedazzled hat

But it’s raining so you looked like a drowned rat

We were once so happy and awesome

Until you screwed up and played dead possum

I was dressed up in my red high heels

But you left me waiting, for reals??

I blamed it on your youth

Ready to lie myself into the truth

Chorus:

J is for the joke that you are to me

S is for the sex…that sucked anyways

U represents the unconditional hatred I have for you

   And

K is for your know it all attitude

JSUK….just so you know!

Just so you know.

Rap:

You should have thought things through

Or do I have to put it back to basics like Pooh?

Like Blue you need a clue
Like a library book you’re overdue

Like baseball players you’re just chew

What a terrible concoction you chose to brew

Now sit in your cauldron and stew.

I’m so over you always being tipsy

Gonna find me a semi-functioning hippie

Find him walking down the street late at night

He’ll prove to me that everything’s alright

He likes hoppin beats, not your country twang

And unlike you he has an amazing wang

I’m cutting you out of my life

Ready to move on and end this strife

Sally and I have started the video....it's apparently a long process and there is not a program that i can just put it into and have it come out the way I want. Go figure.